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Feb. 21st, 2001 10:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
threeplusfireI love vampire movies and killer unicorns. Hee. Thank you.
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The vampires have always hated humanity. It was only a matter of time before they decided to wipe it out. Their first target for destruction? The Sleepy Little Town of Kindness, Alabama. As flights of vampires race into town and start killing everyone in sight, manly Vatican envoy Father Ubulu (Keith L.) gathers together a small flock to try and strike back. Armed only with The Truth, he guides the rag-tag team of townspeople - led by puppeteer Henry Jones (Craig C.) - against the vampire hoard. But when an alluring vampiress (Amanda B.) attempts to seduce him, his faith is put to the test! Can God save him? Find out in Follow Me!
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When lifetime mental patient Hack Glibble (Craig C.) turns up at the gates of the Happy Hormonally Hounded House of Hugwick, Hungaria screaming about killer unicorns roaming the forest, hunting down humanity, everyone laughed at him, as was proper. But when the killer unicorns began to encroach on the Hounded House's grounds, the laughs turned to screams. Now Head Psychiatrist Gruber Ballooga (Keith L.) and plucky, yet under-dressed nurse Oowella (Amanda B.) must defend their Mental Ward from the stampede of evil, deranged killer unicorns beat on destroying humanity! Can they defeat these mythical beasts or will they end up speared and gored? Find out as the classic tale comes to life in the new motion picture, Dangerous Dreams!
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The vampires have always hated humanity. It was only a matter of time before they decided to wipe it out. Their first target for destruction? The Sleepy Little Town of Kindness, Alabama. As flights of vampires race into town and start killing everyone in sight, manly Vatican envoy Father Ubulu (Keith L.) gathers together a small flock to try and strike back. Armed only with The Truth, he guides the rag-tag team of townspeople - led by puppeteer Henry Jones (Craig C.) - against the vampire hoard. But when an alluring vampiress (Amanda B.) attempts to seduce him, his faith is put to the test! Can God save him? Find out in Follow Me!
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When lifetime mental patient Hack Glibble (Craig C.) turns up at the gates of the Happy Hormonally Hounded House of Hugwick, Hungaria screaming about killer unicorns roaming the forest, hunting down humanity, everyone laughed at him, as was proper. But when the killer unicorns began to encroach on the Hounded House's grounds, the laughs turned to screams. Now Head Psychiatrist Gruber Ballooga (Keith L.) and plucky, yet under-dressed nurse Oowella (Amanda B.) must defend their Mental Ward from the stampede of evil, deranged killer unicorns beat on destroying humanity! Can they defeat these mythical beasts or will they end up speared and gored? Find out as the classic tale comes to life in the new motion picture, Dangerous Dreams!