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threeplusfire) wrote2003-05-19 02:10 pm
welcome to hell
I am alive, upright. No one dyed my hair green. I have the single biggest bruise I've ever recieved in my life and it hurts my entire arm when I move. My head has stopped spinning, but it aches fearsomely. I'm not throwing up anymore.
I can't remember a damned thing after leaving the second bar. Wait, I have a brief flash of the bartender girl breathing fire. That must have been the flaming Dr. Pepper shot I did. Obivously I was not thinking.
Actually, I'm not sure if I do want to remember any of last night. Damn. I'm usually the sober one. I have now emulated the hordes of frat mattresses on Sixth every weekend, because someone must have carried me out of that bar. I sure as hell didn't walk out on my own.
I can't remember a damned thing after leaving the second bar. Wait, I have a brief flash of the bartender girl breathing fire. That must have been the flaming Dr. Pepper shot I did. Obivously I was not thinking.
Actually, I'm not sure if I do want to remember any of last night. Damn. I'm usually the sober one. I have now emulated the hordes of frat mattresses on Sixth every weekend, because someone must have carried me out of that bar. I sure as hell didn't walk out on my own.

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Can you download your mental image of the fire breathing bartender..?
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Yeah.
Brain fart.
(sigh)
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