the fandom that should never have lived

[threeplusfire]

Yep, I've finally found a piece of fanfic that reads like a Jack Chick tract. If you too want to know how Harry Potter wins Lucius Malfoy over to the side of Jesus, read Here is the Light.

And yes, I should probably be nicer to people. And I do respect religion, and I do believe in a God most days. But I haven't had such a nice belly laugh from the fandom in ages.

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[jonqui.livejournal.com]

"The-Boy-Who-Constantly-Lived- Through-Everything-Whether-You-Wanted-Him-to-or-Not"
hehe. That was cute and rather amusing. Silly, but amusing.
Ah, Jack Chick, a pinacle of american literature. How much better a place the world would be without his existance...

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[tsarina.livejournal.com]

You will shoot me if I ever write anything like that won't you? I'm counting on it.

[jonqui.livejournal.com]

As you wish. You can depend on me!

I am deathly afraid of that link.

[shakespearessis.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! *terror*

Re: I am deathly afraid of that link.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Mwuhahahah! Yes, fear the Boy Who Lived and his stigmata!

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

Great- now, for the rest of the day, I'm going to be envisioning Harry done up as Mrs. White from Carrie.

"And the raven was called sin, Lucius! Say it with me!"

*shudder*

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[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, now that made me cackle most inappropriately at work. Sweet.