peevish

[threeplusfire]

Things I find vastly annoying, which will be eliminated when I rule the world:

-really really high grocery store clerk kids who hassle nice police officers about guns, and then proceed to tell me how much they hate cops

-not being able to buy a bottle of wine after midnight when I am feeling cranky

-shopping malls

-ridiculous euphemisms for body parts, people who name their cocks, etc.

-neighbors with squeaky mattresses

-having no work to do and spending an eight hour shift fucking off while trying to look busy

-giant speed bumps

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On a brighter note, all that is over with now. I'm going to take a shower and drive to the Little House.

Comments

[sykii.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it would improve matters if the 1st, 3rd and 5th items on your list were all transformed into the last?

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

That is a most excellent thought, my lady. Where is my secretary? I must send a memo.

[jonqui.livejournal.com]

Death to the Sycophants!
Mercy for The Fool...