drunk

[threeplusfire]

We got off work at 10, and headed to the bar with a couple coworkers. Bless the Hut with $3 drinks, for I am wasted. Ran a $40 tab, including the tip. Was convinced to sing "A Long December" with Alfonso and Marilynn during the evil karoke. Wheee. Alan sang a country song, the one with the line about friends in low places. It was fantastic and funny, and as I am drunk I will sleep now.

Stupid Washington, I can't believe we lost the bowl game. Dear gods above, how did that happen?

Oh drinking after I've only eaten two hotdogs is bad bad idea. Laaa. I was seeing double on the highway. Not a good sign.

Alan is singing show tunes in the bedroom and I am so inebriated I can barely type. Oh for once in my life I am looking forward to New Years. I love my life, regardless of momentary concerns. God I love my husband. I love my life.
If I can get my shoes off, I will go to bed with my lovely singing husband. Goodnight Livejournal, I love you all. Remind me when I'm hungover tomorrow.

Comments

Tut Tut

[water-damage.livejournal.com]

What's this I hear about you getting married? I must send you my house-elf to perform whatever services the two of you might need (and have him spy on my competition).

Re: Tut Tut

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Oh, but Alan promised I could sleep with you whenever I had the chance you know. I still love you too!

(I think laughing while hungover hurts more than I imagined.)

You're So Cute...

[alainn-sorcha.livejournal.com]

Stupid Washington, I can't believe we lost the bowl game. Dear gods above, how did that happen?

I believe the answer to that can be summed up in this short sentence:

Mack Brown is an asshat.

Re: You're So Cute...

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

I believe you might be onto it there. Asshat. What a great expression! I must endeavour to use it more often, and I will start today!