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Tsarina in The Uncool Way to Stab

In this heart-stopping rollercoaster, tsarina (Gwyneth Paltrow) is a hard-nosed secret agent with a problem. She must get to holdmycoat (Johnny Depp) before her archenemy, catelin (Kate Winslet), kidnaps him. Fighting for the honour of her former mentor, she makes her presence known at a subterranean stronghold. Early predictions are that this will be the highest grossing movie of all gross movies.

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Now my question is, how much would I like to see Paltrow and Winslet in a brawl? I'd have to go see that, just for the weirdness factor. I really wouldn't mind looking like Paltrow on some days. She's got an old Hollywood line, and I dig that.

I've been up for awhile, doing not much of anything. Half hearted cleaning, a bit of reading, contemplating frying up eggs with steak. It is unseasonably warm in Texas this year. Our low temperatures are several degrees above the normal high temperatures. If there wasn't so much football on, I would watch A Perfect Murder over and over.