beware the internet

[threeplusfire]

Someone pointed out the Honest to Goodness Real Life Mary Sue to me earlier. (Beware that profile - so many images!)

The descriptions that begin after the loads and loads of pictures are a riot to read. She has just about every single Mary Sue trait aside from being trained since birth with knives or some such thing. I know these people exist, but do they absolutely have to be on the internet where I'm going to run into them? And how exactly can you be seven kinds of Otherkin? There's something weird there.

Comments

[apel.livejournal.com]

Tell me that it's a roleplaying character's and not a real person's LJ. Please? Otherwise I may regret the non-faery, unmagickal, powerless, a-glamorous salad I just had.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

A little bird told me she does play in some RPG, but I regret to say she is supposedly a real person. I still want to know why her ass is abover hips! That's certainly weird.

[meallanmouse.livejournal.com]

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That userinfo is wrong and should be against the law. Good heavens, has she no compassion for people with low connections?

:: didn't even bother reading past a few lines, not sorry either ::

Blearg.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

But it's so so funny when you get down into it. It's one of those things where I can't decide if she's a genuine human or a super elaborate joke. For heaven's sake, her ass is above her hips! BWahahahah.

[meallanmouse.livejournal.com]

Wrong I say. I'm all traumatized by it too.

Hrm. Maybe I should sue her for the psych visits? ;)

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

There you go! And medical bills, and pain and suffering caused by viewing. :P

[meallanmouse.livejournal.com]

Eye surgery! The eye surgery alone! How will I ever pay?!

:: args, tries to wipe from memory ::

[patashoqua.livejournal.com]

I think I'm going to be sick.
5+ octave range? My pale, delicate, faery ass!

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Yeah that part made me whistle Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. Is that even physically possible?

[patashoqua.livejournal.com]

Er. For a fae vampyre mermaid wench princess, perhaps it is. I shared this with queeroperapunks and they appreciated it immensely.

[alainn-sorcha.livejournal.com]

In It's Present State: Thanks To Natural Instincts Exotics *Burmese Ruby*, It's Currently The Exact Hue Of Candlelight Shining Through A Crystal Goblet Of Vintage Claret Wine.

What the mother fucking shit?

Why does she write every word with a capital letter?

I think her Cherokee Mum must have smoked too much Peyote while she was pregnant.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Because she's evil, precious. :P

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha. Glad to spread the evil.

[melyndabelinda.livejournal.com]

Dude, she was born in "the bleak midwinter"! Does that mean I was born in the "water-logged spring"?

What a load of crap.

Are you sure there are really people out there who think like that?

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Indeed, there are. What a fucking raving mad bitch.