beware the internet

[threeplusfire]

Someone pointed out the Honest to Goodness Real Life Mary Sue to me earlier. (Beware that profile - so many images!)

The descriptions that begin after the loads and loads of pictures are a riot to read. She has just about every single Mary Sue trait aside from being trained since birth with knives or some such thing. I know these people exist, but do they absolutely have to be on the internet where I'm going to run into them? And how exactly can you be seven kinds of Otherkin? There's something weird there.

Comments

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

But it's so so funny when you get down into it. It's one of those things where I can't decide if she's a genuine human or a super elaborate joke. For heaven's sake, her ass is above her hips! BWahahahah.

[meallanmouse.livejournal.com]

Wrong I say. I'm all traumatized by it too.

Hrm. Maybe I should sue her for the psych visits? ;)

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

There you go! And medical bills, and pain and suffering caused by viewing. :P

[meallanmouse.livejournal.com]

Eye surgery! The eye surgery alone! How will I ever pay?!

:: args, tries to wipe from memory ::