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[threeplusfire]

The mail always brings flyers from HEB that make me crave a bowl full of shrimp. I want shrimp, damn it. Next time, I will buy shrimp.

It also brings credit card offers, catalogs for mens clothing and kitchen supplies, and postcards from my insurance company.

I bought glass jars, and a new pot for the basil plant.

I want a home with tile floors.

Comments

[frostwalrus.livejournal.com]

Why are you getting flyers for mens clothing? Are you cross dressing, or just buying lots of stuff for Alan?

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

You buy one thing, and your name ends up on dozens of lists for catalogs. Oi. The strangest thing was, I bought a coat for Alan from a company that does ONLY men's clothes. How I got on the hoochie stripper catalog list, I have no idea.

[frostwalrus.livejournal.com]

Isn't that because you ARE a hoochie stripper?

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I think they are really meant for Alan. He's the vain one. :P