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[threeplusfire]

A lonely pensioner who turned to Italy's classified pages to find someone willing to "adopt" him as a grandfather is finally heading to his new home and family in northern Italy this weekend.

I think someone's trying to keep Florida out of the next election, and using their CIA weather control machine to do it. The hurricanes are out to get them.

I woke up way too early again, but only because my mind is full of thoughts and plans.

Comments

[greencaped-k.livejournal.com]

The pensioner story absolutely made my day. I couldn't resist posting it in my journal. Thanks for sharing it with me!

[egosumquisum.livejournal.com]

"It votes republican or it gets the hurricanes again."

[delchi.livejournal.com]

I think he has the right idea. I'll give it a try. Maybe someone will adopt me.

Hurricanes

[geoectomy.livejournal.com]

Uh-oh. You *really* shouldn't have mentioned that.

Please, for your own safety, ignore any unsigned letters or anonymous email messages asking you to be in the open, without cover, at a specific location anytime in the next few days.

Esepcialy, if it directs you to a specific lattitude and longitude.

Click, ZZZAAAPp! Sizzle.