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[threeplusfire]

Our lunch lady is batshit insane. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried. Trust me, this will amaze and astound you on so many levels. Plus, it was said in all seriousness! No wonder America is insane!

It's segregation, plain and simple. You bastards should be ashamed.

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[pepper23.livejournal.com]

"batshit insane"

There I was being all flu like and can barely breath until I read "batshit insane" ........ I laughed so hard and now I can't stop coughing ..... why is that phrase so funny..... :) Thanks I needed that.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Glad to help.

[a311renegade.livejournal.com]

The intelligence of the lunchlady frightens me. What frightens me more is that there are so many just like her :-(

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

No doubt! It frightens me too.

[nimlowyn.livejournal.com]

Fools should be pitied, as vomit-inducing as they can be. :)

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps sent to a nice colony in Utah... ;)

[nimlowyn.livejournal.com]

Hah! I'd support that! ;)