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[threeplusfire]

I just ate a roasted almond truffle and might explode from pleasure.

Today was my first day on the phones. I took nine calls, which I think is pretty good for a first try. My very first one was a serious emergency situation, so that was exciting. My last call was from a woman in a state hospital. She informed me she was related to President George Bush, and that demons were invading her ward. one of the demons was her dead ex-husband, who fried in the electric chair because he killed her and her children. Yes, you read that sentence. Imagine my delight with that call!

But it was a good day, and I feel less nervous and skittish. My peer trainer said I did extremely well with my calls.

My kitchen is so dirty. All I want to do is lay in the bath.

Comments

[a311renegade.livejournal.com]

So I must ask... what type of calls are you taking?

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Anyone reporting abuse and or neglect of kids, the disabled, the elderly or patients in state facilities.

[a311renegade.livejournal.com]

Wow... those must be pretty tough calls to take. The calls I take (when doing inbound) involve arthritis in dogs.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

They can be pretty scary. But there are a lot of them where it's a parent fighting for custody, so they just call to complain about the other parent. "She left them eat pizza all weekend and their fingernails are dirty!" That sort of thing. ;)

[tinywarrior.livejournal.com]

Coolness! Welcome to the world of the weird! You're going to love it! : )

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Oh man I could take those facility calls all day if they are going to be that fun! Bring on the demons!

[trueliminality.livejournal.com]

Hay… I e-mailed you some info about your Job to your yahoo account. I do not know if you still use that account but I did not want to post the info here…

[schmidtybooger.livejournal.com]

I think you will be marvelous at this job.
And as far as the woman goes President Bush killed me and my children, can ya help me out?
(I'm totally joking if anyone involved with the government is reading this. Haha, aren't I funny?)

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha. :D