I keep smoking out of pure spite

[threeplusfire]

Hah! I knew it. Raindrop deleted her thread about how awful it was that Angelfire died, and the four pages of comments. Seriously, how do people expect to get away with this nonsense? Bwah, validation.

My aunt sent me a hysterical picture of her dog. When I checked the mail today, a lady had a big fat and friendly rottweiler that was so cute. I wanted to take the dog home. I had tasty beef stuffed with cheese, bacon and spinach on pasta. Then I drank cherry koolaid with vodka.

You know, every time I think about quitting smoking I get so disgusted by the general stupidity of it all that I keep smoking. I don't want to be one of those smarmy self righteous ex-smokers and I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING TELL EVERYONE WHAT THEY SHOULD AND SHOULDN'T DO IN A DAMNED BAR BECAUSE SMOKING IS OHNOES THE EVIL AND DRINKING IS REALLY GOOD FOR YOU. Ahem. Well, I really want to tell everyone what to do, and by everyone I mean the vast majority of the population who are too stupid to be believed.

Comments

[rm.livejournal.com]

No way! Are peopel flipping out?

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Not as much as they should! There have been several comments on pages 4 and 5 of the confessional thread. I wonder if one of the mods made it all go boom. I think she was swaplifting and that's why she did the whole fake death thing.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

I shamefully indulged in snarky commentary. Bwahaha.

[rm.livejournal.com]

linkie!

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

I have two comments on the page, but the second one is the witty one.

Page 5!

[calledmara.livejournal.com]

I hate smoke free bowling alleys

(but smoking is bad for you)

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Well, yes smoking is bad for you. But I like to smoke. Lots of things are bad, but you don't see anyone putting bans on fast food! Argh.

[calledmara.livejournal.com]

In all honesty nothing made me want to START smoking as much as Columbus' smoking ban. I say that as someone who has smoked exactly one half a cigarette in my life.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Hahah, oh that warms my cold black heart.

[n-o-m-i-c.livejournal.com]

Some days, I think I just keep smoking to implicitly tell the smoking nazis to fuck off.

"We smoke as we shoot the bird." -- Mooninites from ATHF