I keep smoking out of pure spite

[threeplusfire]

Hah! I knew it. Raindrop deleted her thread about how awful it was that Angelfire died, and the four pages of comments. Seriously, how do people expect to get away with this nonsense? Bwah, validation.

My aunt sent me a hysterical picture of her dog. When I checked the mail today, a lady had a big fat and friendly rottweiler that was so cute. I wanted to take the dog home. I had tasty beef stuffed with cheese, bacon and spinach on pasta. Then I drank cherry koolaid with vodka.

You know, every time I think about quitting smoking I get so disgusted by the general stupidity of it all that I keep smoking. I don't want to be one of those smarmy self righteous ex-smokers and I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING TELL EVERYONE WHAT THEY SHOULD AND SHOULDN'T DO IN A DAMNED BAR BECAUSE SMOKING IS OHNOES THE EVIL AND DRINKING IS REALLY GOOD FOR YOU. Ahem. Well, I really want to tell everyone what to do, and by everyone I mean the vast majority of the population who are too stupid to be believed.

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[tsarina.livejournal.com]

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