crimes against fashion

[threeplusfire]

Seriously, is there anyone on earth who looks attractive in a terry cloth tube top? I doubt it. Especially not when said pink tube top is paired with pink denim hot pants, purple flip flops, big sunglasses and fake blonde hair. The tan looked real at least. Who can I write to so that no more terry cloth tube tops are ever made? Sheesh.

Comments

[seraphmoon.livejournal.com]

The problem with terrycloth anythings is that it tends to make you look like you killed a Muppet for your clothes.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Hahah, I'm going to scream Muppet Killer at the next person I see.

[annathyst]

I wholeheartedly endorse this initiative.

That being said, who the hell wears terrycloth anything besides, uh, bathrobes? Is this a regional affliction or something?

(PS: I finished Pandora's Star. I still maintain it was a mediocre novel, but I'll happily beat Hamilton until the sequel comes out, just because of that wretched cliffhanger)

[mielikki.livejournal.com]

I listened to abuse calls for 9 hours today, and that post makes me want to scrub my brain with clorox to get it out of my head. Gaaah!

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

BWahahaha I am so sad to have hurt your brain. Be glad you didn't actually see her!

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, oh dear. That will eat your brain.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

I'm going to write a good chunk this weekend, I hope.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Descensus most definitely. I think they are hoping to put up some new stuff soon.

Death Eaters at the Malfoy Estate has always been a personal favorite that is just funny.

Have you read much stuff at Witchfics.org? I especially recommend Anna's epics (Roman Holiday, etc) and Vulgarweed's stories.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Well you know, what else is the internet good for? :P Seriously, Descensus is awesome, awesome creepy good. When I get home I'll find the links to some of the other random stuff I read lately. Hogwarts Today usually posts links to some good things every day.

[genetic.livejournal.com]

I don't know about these people, but *I* look good in terrycloth tube top.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

!! You hurt my brain, damn you. Just for that comment you had better not come back to Texas without one.

[sykii.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, you know I could rock it.
Admit it.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Something about the image of you in a terry cloth tube top makes me think Russian mobster girlfriend. I don't know why, but it's rather amusing.

(If you're wearing a tube top when I see you next I will die, just keel over and expire at the table.)

[sykii.livejournal.com]

I think you're right; that's what that look would inevitably end up being on me. I'd need gum, too.
Are there little rhinestones on one corner of the sunglasses?

And, uh, no fear.