crimes against fashion

[threeplusfire]

Seriously, is there anyone on earth who looks attractive in a terry cloth tube top? I doubt it. Especially not when said pink tube top is paired with pink denim hot pants, purple flip flops, big sunglasses and fake blonde hair. The tan looked real at least. Who can I write to so that no more terry cloth tube tops are ever made? Sheesh.

Comments

[sykii.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, you know I could rock it.
Admit it.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Something about the image of you in a terry cloth tube top makes me think Russian mobster girlfriend. I don't know why, but it's rather amusing.

(If you're wearing a tube top when I see you next I will die, just keel over and expire at the table.)

[sykii.livejournal.com]

I think you're right; that's what that look would inevitably end up being on me. I'd need gum, too.
Are there little rhinestones on one corner of the sunglasses?

And, uh, no fear.