stupid names often indicate child abuse

[threeplusfire]

I just took a report on a family that named their child Drizzt. Yes, Drizzt as in Drizzt Do'Urden of the Forgotten Realms RPG and books. Seriously guys, this is so beyond wrong I don't know what to do. My coworker Stacy suggests their next child be named Anita Blake, Buffy, or Xena.

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[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahahah. Oh banged my head on my desk when I leaned over to catch my breath. Too funny.

It was so bad during the call. The caller was saying "This is a strange name, I've never heard it before." I just replied "I think it's a book character."

[sammka.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing that the caller had some other complaint in addition to the name, which is the saddest part.

If you're going to name a kid Drizzt, you should at least be otherwise good parents to compensate, or something.

[genetic.livejournal.com]

Well, the kid probably doesn't have a -2 to hit penalty when he's wielding two swords. Probably compensates a little.