threeplusfire: (GNR)
three ([personal profile] threeplusfire) wrote2008-07-18 06:03 pm

I love Mario, but...

Here is a person who knows exactly what he wants. Damn. That's probably the most direct & detailed Craigslist request for sex I've ever read.

[identity profile] wonderlandkat.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
But he's going to give his dream girl a yeast infection, or worse!

[identity profile] schpahky.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Um. Wow.
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[personal profile] melebeth 2008-07-19 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Man.

I got nothing.

[identity profile] nimlowyn.livejournal.com 2008-07-19 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Alternating holes as he sees fit?! That's a sure fire way of giving a dame a urinary tract infection, or worse...

Bizarre and hilarious read.
Edited 2008-07-19 03:43 (UTC)