threeplusfire | I love Mario, but...

Here is a person who knows exactly what he wants. Damn. That's probably the most direct & detailed Craigslist request for sex I've ever read.

Alternating holes as he sees fit?! That's a sure fire way of giving a dame a urinary tract infection, or worse...

Bizarre and hilarious read.

Edited 2008-07-19 03:43 (UTC)