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http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2009/03/05/review-knight-moves-by-jamaica-layne/

Queeb? What the fuck, QUEEB?

Oh god, I've read fanfiction about the Cure that has better sex writing than this.

Date: 2009-03-10 08:22 pm (UTC)
lawnrrd: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lawnrrd
Maybe a queeb is a queef when the woman has a cold.

Date: 2009-03-10 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brienze.livejournal.com
I managed to watch Microsof't entire 4 mins and 17 seconds of godawful advertisement for Songsmith, but I didn't get past the second or third pullquote in this.

Date: 2009-03-10 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schmidtybooger.livejournal.com
Buh? I can't . . . I mean . . . WOW.
There are no words.

Date: 2009-03-11 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotegoth.livejournal.com
I really want to use that word in HP fic- as a toy for house elves, perhaps. "Dingle, put down that queeb!"

Date: 2009-03-11 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sykii.livejournal.com
That. Yes. Exactly.

Date: 2009-03-11 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halfacork.livejournal.com



...I. Um. Wow.

That's....bad.

[nods]

[blinks]

Wow.

Date: 2009-03-11 03:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sykii.livejournal.com
Oh. My. God. No words. "Lord Verdigris?" "Your lady softness ... wrapped around my codpiece?"
My brain hurts.

P.S.
Queeb!

Date: 2009-03-11 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com
I just can't understand why she would want to have sex with his codpiece instead of his penis...

Date: 2009-03-11 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotegoth.livejournal.com
Great- now I'm imagining "Lord Verdigrease: the lube for *bad* witches and wizards."

Date: 2009-03-14 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com
I saw this, and knew instantly you would appreciate this holiday.

http://cleveland.about.com/od/clevelandareaparks/p/buzzards.htm

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