um, I don't think that's a real word

[threeplusfire]

http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2009/03/05/review-knight-moves-by-jamaica-layne/

Queeb? What the fuck, QUEEB?

Oh god, I've read fanfiction about the Cure that has better sex writing than this.

Comments

[lawnrrd]

Maybe a queeb is a queef when the woman has a cold.

[brienze.livejournal.com]

I managed to watch Microsof't entire 4 mins and 17 seconds of godawful advertisement for Songsmith, but I didn't get past the second or third pullquote in this.

[schmidtybooger.livejournal.com]

Buh? I can't . . . I mean . . . WOW.
There are no words.

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

I really want to use that word in HP fic- as a toy for house elves, perhaps. "Dingle, put down that queeb!"

[sykii.livejournal.com]

That. Yes. Exactly.

[halfacork.livejournal.com]

...I. Um. Wow.

That's....bad.

[nods]

[blinks]

Wow.

[sykii.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God. No words. "Lord Verdigris?" "Your lady softness ... wrapped around my codpiece?"
My brain hurts.

P.S.
Queeb!

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

I just can't understand why she would want to have sex with his codpiece instead of his penis...

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

Great- now I'm imagining "Lord Verdigrease: the lube for *bad* witches and wizards."

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

I saw this, and knew instantly you would appreciate this holiday.

http://cleveland.about.com/od/clevelandareaparks/p/buzzards.htm