um, I don't think that's a real word

[threeplusfire]

http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2009/03/05/review-knight-moves-by-jamaica-layne/

Queeb? What the fuck, QUEEB?

Oh god, I've read fanfiction about the Cure that has better sex writing than this.

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[sykii.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God. No words. "Lord Verdigris?" "Your lady softness ... wrapped around my codpiece?"
My brain hurts.

P.S.
Queeb!

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

I just can't understand why she would want to have sex with his codpiece instead of his penis...

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

Great- now I'm imagining "Lord Verdigrease: the lube for *bad* witches and wizards."

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

I saw this, and knew instantly you would appreciate this holiday.

http://cleveland.about.com/od/clevelandareaparks/p/buzzards.htm