my unsolicited advice

[threeplusfire]

Any product review you begin with "THESE SUCK COCK" is probably not going to be published. Especially if you throw in a gratuitous anti-Semitic comment to wrap it all up.

Comments

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Hahahah, perhaps that would be the exception then.

Sadly it was a review of strawberries.

[delchi.livejournal.com]

Or a fleshlight.