my unsolicited advice

[threeplusfire]

Any product review you begin with "THESE SUCK COCK" is probably not going to be published. Especially if you throw in a gratuitous anti-Semitic comment to wrap it all up.

Comments

[sykii.livejournal.com]

Unless, arguably, the product is a Woody Allen blow-up doll?

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Hahahah, perhaps that would be the exception then.

Sadly it was a review of strawberries.

[delchi.livejournal.com]

Or a fleshlight.

[horosha.livejournal.com]

I was going to say, "Well there goes my line of Michael Richards sex toys."