unsolicited advice, restaurant style

[threeplusfire]

Dear Brew Pub manager,

Sending out a round of shots is not going to make a table overlook the fact that their hamburgers came on moldy buns. Sending out ten rounds of shots might do it though.

Sincerely,
Your Favorite Unsolicited Advice Person

Comments

[britgeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Eeeew.

I really, really hope you called the local health dept on Mr. BPM...

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Oh, haha, alas that it wasn't me. It was a restaurant review I saw while working this afternoon.

[sykii.livejournal.com]

Oh, ew. Penicillin + beef = not delicious.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Definitely not the grounds for a weekend special.

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

Rhizopus stolonifer- it's what's for dinner!

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a delicious special to me!

[in-thy-bounty.livejournal.com]

I once got served a burger without any bun at all (or roll, as we would say over here). When I asked the waitress if there would be a roll coming, she looked at me like I'd just asked her to drink her own vomit. She said their burgers don't come in rolls (although I'd eaten there before about a month ago, and they did then), but as a massive personal favour, she would see if she could find one. About 10 minutes later she came back with a stale roll.

So if you ever encounter the riddle "when is a bacon cheeseburger not a bacon cheeseburger?" you can answer confidently "when you eat it at Carfraemill".

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Hah! How bizarre to not just serve you the roll. Stories of restaurants are always so strange and funny!