Subtle Butt was the best name? Alright then!

[threeplusfire]

This is an actual, hand to god, real product that you can buy. When it came across my desk this morning I initially thought the review was some sort of fuckery. But lo and behold, Subtle Butt Discreet Odor Neutralizer Pads. It's a pad to neutralize the smell of your farts. Seriously. It seems ridiculously expensive for what it is. But I'm still hung up on the name. Subtle Butt. It just seems like something that would have shown up in Questionable Content!

Comments

[lillian13.livejournal.com]

Well, it's slightly better than "Scuttle Butt"... :-)

[the-brown-bunny.livejournal.com]

a) that is super gross!

b) people will probably buy that.

c) i just think some people should reconsider what they're putting in their bodies. since chronic reeking farts are a sign that your intestines are hating life. and are probably on track to a future diagnosis of some shitty GI condition, excuse the pun.

[the-brown-bunny.livejournal.com]

ha!!!! gotta love the stock photo.. WHY LACY GIRLY THONGS!?!?! WHYYYYYY!??!?!?