Valentines Day Drabble-MaticThis is the most amusing evil delightful thing on the internet today. I'm having way too much fun playing with it and coming up with absolutely atrocious stories. The following however is sheer brilliance and must be preserved.
A Moon In TimeOn a shadowy and black morning, Roland sat below the eaves. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His head ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Anna to love someone with a bloody hand?
Cruelly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like an elegant sharp roof, all on a summer's day. I wish my Anna would bite me, in her own pointy way..."
"Do you?" Anna sat down beside Roland and put her hand on Roland's arm. "I think that could be arranged."
Roland gasped hungrily. "But what about my bloody hand?"
"I like it," Anna said quickly. "I think it's fantastic."
They came together and their kiss was like the shadow of death.
"I love you," Roland said brutally.
"I love you too," Anna replied and bit him.
They bought a panther, moved in together, and lived fiercely ever after.