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Derringers for Dildos? WTF Indiana?
Apr. 25th, 2008 09:39 pmI can't even begin to fathom how I've missed out on this one:
Let's save the Jews from the tyrant king porn dragon?
Excuse me while I flail. OMGWTFBBQ!!11!1!Eleventyone!!
Tony Zirkle, your beautiful blonde Aryan GOP congressional candidate. Must be a total political newb to let himself get photographed with a bunch of people in Nazi armbands. More coverage here.
I also give you this AMAZING quote form his campaign page!
'm considering discussing divorce aids and my plans for a "Derrenger's for Dildos" policy to put guns in American women's hands instead of divorce aids. Presently, when a criminal is arrested for a weapons crime, the prosecutors seek orders to destroy those weapons. What a waste! Put our criminal prisoners to work modifying those guns to be smart-guns that can only be fired when the female owner is holding it so that children don't hurt themselves and so that criminals can't use them (unless they use the woman's hand). When a women turns in her stash of divorce aids, then give her a free gun to defend America when the jihadists follow us home.
It's derringers, dude. Learn to spell. But here's another gem!
The GPD (Great Porn-Dragon) is seeking so set up this country as a Broke-Barack mountain of gay pride Obama-Nation where a nation that was conceived in liberty now conceives in illigitimacy at 40% in Indiana, where a nation that grew as a Christian lamb is now phoenix-izing itself to speak as a porn dragon. The GPD desires for all men to go the way of the dog. The GPD increases his success as he systematically genocides out the feminine bodies of our tribes.
Seriously, spell check! And what the hell is this Great Porn Dragon? Where can I meet him? Because a giant dragon giving out porn? Pretty damn awesome.
There is so much crazy shit on his website, I can barely believe he is real. But he is!
http://www.takingdownwords.com/taking_down_words/2006/04/tony_zirkle_no_.html
http://wonkette.com/politics/tony-zirkle/tony-zirkle-keepin-it-scarily-real-168906.php
Okay folks, who is going to make me a Great Porn Dragon icon? I need it!
Let's save the Jews from the tyrant king porn dragon?
Excuse me while I flail. OMGWTFBBQ!!11!1!Eleventyone!!
Tony Zirkle, your beautiful blonde Aryan GOP congressional candidate. Must be a total political newb to let himself get photographed with a bunch of people in Nazi armbands. More coverage here.
I also give you this AMAZING quote form his campaign page!
'm considering discussing divorce aids and my plans for a "Derrenger's for Dildos" policy to put guns in American women's hands instead of divorce aids. Presently, when a criminal is arrested for a weapons crime, the prosecutors seek orders to destroy those weapons. What a waste! Put our criminal prisoners to work modifying those guns to be smart-guns that can only be fired when the female owner is holding it so that children don't hurt themselves and so that criminals can't use them (unless they use the woman's hand). When a women turns in her stash of divorce aids, then give her a free gun to defend America when the jihadists follow us home.
It's derringers, dude. Learn to spell. But here's another gem!
The GPD (Great Porn-Dragon) is seeking so set up this country as a Broke-Barack mountain of gay pride Obama-Nation where a nation that was conceived in liberty now conceives in illigitimacy at 40% in Indiana, where a nation that grew as a Christian lamb is now phoenix-izing itself to speak as a porn dragon. The GPD desires for all men to go the way of the dog. The GPD increases his success as he systematically genocides out the feminine bodies of our tribes.
Seriously, spell check! And what the hell is this Great Porn Dragon? Where can I meet him? Because a giant dragon giving out porn? Pretty damn awesome.
There is so much crazy shit on his website, I can barely believe he is real. But he is!
http://www.takingdownwords.com/taking_down_words/2006/04/tony_zirkle_no_.html
http://wonkette.com/politics/tony-zirkle/tony-zirkle-keepin-it-scarily-real-168906.php
Okay folks, who is going to make me a Great Porn Dragon icon? I need it!