unsolicited advice, clothing edition

Dear Shopper,

If you are allergic to hair/fur, then why are you buying fur vests? Please don't buy hideous Rachel Zoe vests from shopping networks at 4am. They will just make you sneeze and take your anger out in all caps and misspelled words. (Though I didn't know it was possible to be allergic to fake fur, thanks for enlightening me!)

Thoughtfully yours,
A reader