sometimes you make me smile

[threeplusfire]

Metro, center of my universe. You so rarely fail me.

Played cards, drank coffee, smoked too many cigarettes, talked politics with Rock Star Nathan, and listened to insane stories from Jim and Elisa and others. Gene corrects my grammar and my sentence construction all the time now. For some reason, this amuses me to no end.

Called the police on my cell phone while driving down to report this insane Camry. Right after I hung up I saw a cop tearing down the road in pursuit, and I felt a stir of evil joy. Eat it, jackass.

I feel better after spending time with my friends, and why this should come as a surprise is still a mystery to me. But I drove homewards singing U2's "Ultraviolet" with the windows rolled down, and it felt alright.

Comments

[tinywarrior.livejournal.com]

Eat it, jackass.

Hahahahaha! I think I have a new favorite phrase!!!

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[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Heh, glad to be of service. It was one of those moments that restores my faith in the power of the law.

[genders.livejournal.com]

Called the police on my cell phone while driving down to report this insane Camry.

If there is one reason and one reason only to carry a cell phone, this is it.

"Hello, 911? I'd like to report an insane pickup driving on the other side of the double yellow line, directly into oncoming traffic, heading straight for a blind curve at twice the speed limit or perhaps twice the speed of light, I have no radar detector. Could I have some intervention before we all splay down the mountain?"

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[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Heh, that is pretty much like the conversation I had with the friendly officer of the law. "Hello, I'd like to give you the license plate of this whacko in a Camry who is trying to drive in nonextistent lanes and such. got that? joy. have a lovely evening."

[genders.livejournal.com]

Southern Rangerettes: Cowboy Hats, Tiaras and Cell Phones. Coming soon to a badass town near you.

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[tsarina.livejournal.com]

That could be the new Texas Tourism Department commercial.

[genders.livejournal.com]

I may pull all this into Photoshop later, ha. I'm thinking poses like Charlie's Angels, with cell phones holstered or cocked and locked?

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[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Locked and loaded with speed dial! ;)