iron chef

[threeplusfire]

Alan and I are convinced that the Chairman who hosts Iron Chef is really an ancient Toreador vampire. It makes a lot of sense to me. Does anyone think he actually chews and swallows that bite of yellow bell pepper? Check out those clothes! The whole premise of Iron Chef is exactly the crazy, decadent sort of thing a Toreador would create.I wonder if he sucks the blood of the Iron Chefs.

Tonight is Lobster Battle!

edit 1:57am
Oops, the American challenger beat Iron Chef Sakai. This guy never wins a lobster battle. I wonder if Chairman Kaga will eat him for his failure. Mwuhahah!

Comments

[amp23.livejournal.com]

Naw, Kaga and the Iron Chefs feast on the blood of the vanquished posers who challenge them!

Although it is rather suspicious how the iron chefs themselves only last a few seasons each...

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I love that image. Kaga must eat his progeny, so they don't grow powerful enough to challenge his dominion!