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[threeplusfire]

The mail always brings flyers from HEB that make me crave a bowl full of shrimp. I want shrimp, damn it. Next time, I will buy shrimp.

It also brings credit card offers, catalogs for mens clothing and kitchen supplies, and postcards from my insurance company.

I bought glass jars, and a new pot for the basil plant.

I want a home with tile floors.

Comments

[frostwalrus.livejournal.com]

Why are you getting flyers for mens clothing? Are you cross dressing, or just buying lots of stuff for Alan?

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

You buy one thing, and your name ends up on dozens of lists for catalogs. Oi. The strangest thing was, I bought a coat for Alan from a company that does ONLY men's clothes. How I got on the hoochie stripper catalog list, I have no idea.

[frostwalrus.livejournal.com]

Isn't that because you ARE a hoochie stripper?

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I think they are really meant for Alan. He's the vain one. :P

i know i know

[feu-de-fripe.livejournal.com]

you got on the hoochie stripper catalogue because men like to look at hoochie strippers so they figure if a man lives at your house and is buying coats, then he must want to look at these women. and maybe he will buy something from the catalogue for his girlfriend or wife.

you should come to parlin 101 tomorrow evening at 7pm
call me i lost your number
unless of course you don't wnat me to have it

Re: i know i know

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

While that does make some sense, the men's clothing catalog is one for gay men. Which made it even weirder. Maybe they think all gay men have stripper best friends and they paint their toenails together? :P

I won't be able to make to Parlin tonight, as I have spent the day battling with my stomach and intestines on the subject of why things should stay down and not up.

Re: i know i know

[feu-de-fripe.livejournal.com]

i am surprised it made any sense at all, i was just feeling silly

sorry your digestive tract was acting up
i hope you feel better soon

[a311renegade.livejournal.com]

I miss HEB. Food Lion does not inspire me as such.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Food Lion needs big stone lions out front, like Chinese restaraunts. :D

You should write HEB letters and tell them to open a store for you!