I will smoke just to be spiteful now

[threeplusfire]

I would just like to give a big hearty FUCK YOU to the City Council of Austin for passing a smoking ordinance that will ban smoking everywhere except pool halls. Pool halls? What the fuck?

Don't fucking legislate my perfectly legal self destructive behaviour thank you very much. And expect some hateful furious emails tomorrow Council people. I'm out for blood.

How long til Metro gets a pool table I wonder?

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[lyeta.livejournal.com]

honey! listen to this: I don't smoke much, right? I'm purely a stress smoker and I can chain smoke long enough to make my lungs and throat regret it for a week. Hence, my smoking tends to occur in a kitchen or with tequila or somewhere.
I lit a cigarette in front of an expensive downtown department store awhile ago. Jacob was with me. He hates to be around anyone smoking. When he told me I couldn't smoke there I argued with him because I was convinced he was just being a fuck. Finally, he took my cigarette, put it out, and turned me around by the shoulders. I was leaning against a no-smoking sign.

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[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Hahah, that's pure brilliance. What a great novel moment.

We wouldn't be worried about this if we were in Russia. Bah!

[lyeta.livejournal.com]

I just want to know: why the fuck can't I smoke on the sidewalk???

Let's move to Russia. Or Prague.

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[tsarina.livejournal.com]

I'm all for that! We can buy a big flat in the top of one of those buildings in the Old Town, and have art deco furniture. And smoke, and drink, and eat, and read. I was just reading about the growing market for comics in Czech, so I can translate those for a living.