I will smoke just to be spiteful now

[threeplusfire]

I would just like to give a big hearty FUCK YOU to the City Council of Austin for passing a smoking ordinance that will ban smoking everywhere except pool halls. Pool halls? What the fuck?

Don't fucking legislate my perfectly legal self destructive behaviour thank you very much. And expect some hateful furious emails tomorrow Council people. I'm out for blood.

How long til Metro gets a pool table I wonder?

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[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Hahah, that's pure brilliance. What a great novel moment.

We wouldn't be worried about this if we were in Russia. Bah!

[lyeta.livejournal.com]

I just want to know: why the fuck can't I smoke on the sidewalk???

Let's move to Russia. Or Prague.

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[tsarina.livejournal.com]

I'm all for that! We can buy a big flat in the top of one of those buildings in the Old Town, and have art deco furniture. And smoke, and drink, and eat, and read. I was just reading about the growing market for comics in Czech, so I can translate those for a living.