iron chef

[threeplusfire]

Alan and I are convinced that the Chairman who hosts Iron Chef is really an ancient Toreador vampire. It makes a lot of sense to me. Does anyone think he actually chews and swallows that bite of yellow bell pepper? Check out those clothes! The whole premise of Iron Chef is exactly the crazy, decadent sort of thing a Toreador would create.I wonder if he sucks the blood of the Iron Chefs.

Tonight is Lobster Battle!

edit 1:57am
Oops, the American challenger beat Iron Chef Sakai. This guy never wins a lobster battle. I wonder if Chairman Kaga will eat him for his failure. Mwuhahah!

Comments

[amp23.livejournal.com]

Naw, Kaga and the Iron Chefs feast on the blood of the vanquished posers who challenge them!

Although it is rather suspicious how the iron chefs themselves only last a few seasons each...

Iron Chef...

[geoectomy.livejournal.com]

There might be something to it...

The Toreadors there created this venue to further their own chosen artwork. And who's t osay they couldn't savor the taste of their own work? Of course, keeping it down is another thing entirely...

And if someone ever challenges you, you can choose the venue and have them on the iron chef. Wary should be the foe of this Toreador Harpy, for you might be forced to eat of your creation and stay just that extra tad bit too late to talk to the media...

I so miss the Iron Chef. I used to watch it regularly in Ohio.

[a311renegade.livejournal.com]

I only watched Iron Chef once when I was at someone else's house with cable. It really frightened me. Maybe now I know why.

[rm.livejournal.com]

Best theory of the week.

[frostwalrus.livejournal.com]

I saw that episode, and I think that Chairman Kaga actually eats the pepper. You can see him chew it. I was really suprised that Siegel won. I thought for sure that they would vote for Sakai.