scary advertising and talk of vaginas
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threeplusfireThe Chronicle has an ad just across from the table of contents this week from The Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of San Antonio. Um, whiskey tango foxtrot? The mere idea of a laser anywhere near my vagina gives me hives. The ad text reads, arranged over a nude female form and a row of smiling female faces:
New Comestic Procedures
Ladies! Experience how good life can be!
Our Board certified OB GYN, Troy Robbins Hailporn M.D., can completely resculpt and rejuvenate the vagina with a 1-hour laser procedure. These new GYN procedures help: tighten the vagina after childbirth, improve stress urinary incontinence, enhance sexual gratification. She also performs: labia reduction for large/uneven labia minora, reconstruction of the hymen
www.cosmeticgyn.net
Wha?!?!?!? The whole thing sounds hideous and very, very, very painful. The site has some graphic little diagrams, so you probably shouldn't peruse it at work. I am so very disturbed. Why the hell would you want your hymen back, unless you're playing sme shell game where you sell yourself for a lot of money as a prize virgin whore? Who the hell cares about the labia being symmetrical?
The grotesque desire for extreme plastic surgery to achieve some artificial and unnatural standard of beauty suddenly seems a whole lot more ugly now. The first person who tries to put a laser or a scalpel anywhere near my damned labia is getting a bullet in the eye.
New Comestic Procedures
Ladies! Experience how good life can be!
Our Board certified OB GYN, Troy Robbins Hailporn M.D., can completely resculpt and rejuvenate the vagina with a 1-hour laser procedure. These new GYN procedures help: tighten the vagina after childbirth, improve stress urinary incontinence, enhance sexual gratification. She also performs: labia reduction for large/uneven labia minora, reconstruction of the hymen
www.cosmeticgyn.net
Wha?!?!?!? The whole thing sounds hideous and very, very, very painful. The site has some graphic little diagrams, so you probably shouldn't peruse it at work. I am so very disturbed. Why the hell would you want your hymen back, unless you're playing sme shell game where you sell yourself for a lot of money as a prize virgin whore? Who the hell cares about the labia being symmetrical?
The grotesque desire for extreme plastic surgery to achieve some artificial and unnatural standard of beauty suddenly seems a whole lot more ugly now. The first person who tries to put a laser or a scalpel anywhere near my damned labia is getting a bullet in the eye.
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Re: vagina dentata?
Date: 2004-05-07 04:31 am (UTC)I was thinking that too.
Re: vagina dentata?
Date: 2004-05-07 07:55 pm (UTC)enough about my vagina's super human strenght (hee hee) when i was reading your post i kept thinking of keith's class and vagina dentata.
the link didn't work for me though
i wanted really badly to click on it
can you send me a different one?
Re: vagina dentata?
Date: 2004-05-08 05:19 am (UTC)Try this link Maybe I crashed their site with unintended traffic eh?
Hahah, poor Keith. That was an insane class.
Re: vagina dentata?
Date: 2004-05-08 11:42 am (UTC)my labor was quite easy, the pushing only took ten minutes while normally it takes 30 mminutes to an hour
i have strong muscles
no problem
it was counterintuitive that is why i didn't do it, and that was for the best i think
i feel sorry for his stupid patients. i guess they just end up getting drugs
Re: vagina dentata?
Date: 2004-05-08 11:43 am (UTC)ah well, i guess it is not that important
Re: vagina dentata?
Date: 2004-05-08 11:54 am (UTC)Re: vagina dentata?
Date: 2004-05-08 11:57 am (UTC)googling
Re: vagina dentata?
Date: 2004-05-08 12:19 pm (UTC)